The new Harvest Berry Pie Blizzard is here and all y’all who knew and didn’t tell me are forgotten.

If Dairy Queen’s new Harvest Berry Pie Blizzard were on RuPaul, it would be a fat drag queen from Atlanta who insists on booty shorts at all times.

I usually only open my inbox for my custom-curated porn subscription and today I was not disappointed.

Fuck pumpkin spice. There are many better contenders to be food mascot of Fall, and to prove it, here is the new Dairy Queen Harvest Berry Blizzard, which asks the only real question, “How dare you?”

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